jillyz12
Active member
While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman
passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car with
that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love and asked, "What's
your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but
surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
a**hole?" he asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the
Cop's Face.......
PRICELESS!
passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car with
that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love and asked, "What's
your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but
surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
a**hole?" he asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs $45.00 Look on the
Cop's Face.......
PRICELESS!
