The recruit and the Padre

[BritinBritain]

One of our recruits never, ever swore no matter what, he was a nice chap if a bit naive.

One day he went to the Padre as he was upset at being called a useless b%$tard by the D.I. and took the term literally, thinking the D.I. thought his mum and dad wasn't married.

 

[melmika]

In my day we called them Gomer. In reference to the Gomer Pyle tv show.