The recruit and the Padre

October 21st, 2011  

Topic: The recruit and the Padre

One of our recruits never, ever swore no matter what, he was a nice chap if a bit naive.

One day he went to the Padre as he was upset at being called a useless b%$tard by the D.I. and took the term literally, thinking the D.I. thought his mum and dad wasn't married.
November 5th, 2013  
In my day we called them Gomer. In reference to the Gomer Pyle tv show.