Recon!




 
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Boots
 
October 25th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 

Topic: Recon!


A marine recon platoon was on patrol when the lt. noticed a lone special forces soldier standing on a hill top in their area. The lt. told two of his men to go take out that man.

They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The two marines followed. For the next few miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hill top. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines.

The lt., pissed, called for a squad to go get that sf soldier. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward the sf soldier. Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine squad followed. For the next few miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then as quick as it had started, it stopped and the sf soldier came up on the hill top. He brushed off his bdu's, straightened his beret, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the marines.

The lt. was really hot now. He ordered the rest of his platoon to attack the sf soldier. Determined that the recon was far superior to the one sf soldier they had blood in their eyes as they ran up the hill.Just before they got to the top, the sf soldier ran over the other side of the hill. The marine's followed.

For many miniutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. It continued and continued. Finally there was one lone marine crawling back to the lt., all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His bdu's were torn, cuts were all over his body. The lt. asked for a sit.rep.

The lone marine, bloody and beaten replied in a forceful and fearful voice "Sir, run, its a trick. There are TWO of them!!"
October 25th, 2004  
coldzero
 
 
this is about the 3rd version iv herd
October 25th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Heard it before. Still good though.
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Boots
October 27th, 2004  
Darcia
 
I got a few heartless chuckles out of it.
November 7th, 2005  
FULLMETALJACKET
 
 
not really funny.
January 15th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehehe
January 15th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
January 15th, 2007  
Wolf
 
 
That's a great one.
April 15th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
heard it before, but still a good one