reasons to buy a new car




 
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Boots
 
January 8th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: reasons to buy a new car


Reasons to Buy a New Car:

* Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

* Instead of an airbag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

* You lose the stop-light challenge to a 14-year old on a moped.

* 15-Minute Jiffy Lube lasts for 3 days.

* Thieves repeatedly break into your car just to take "The Club."

* While waiting at stop light, people run up asking if anyone was hurt.

* You keep losing dates on left turns.

* Traffic reporters are starting to refer to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.

* It hasn't been the same since Henry Ford borrowed it.
January 8th, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
You have to pedal to start it moving
January 9th, 2005  
Darcia
 
I know some people this applies too.
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Boots
January 30th, 2005  
worik_brown
 
* if you have to reapply the duct tape every so often
February 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
more duct tape than screws
February 28th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
A lot of them remind me of the cars I once owned in High school and College.
February 28th, 2007  
Padre
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
Reasons to Buy a New Car:

* While waiting at stop light, people run up asking if anyone was hurt.
That one cracks me up.
March 1st, 2007  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
good joke!