The real truth about Paper/Scissors/Rock




 
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Boots
 
January 31st, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: The real truth about Paper/Scissors/Rock


I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat
scissors, but there's no f**king way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do
this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating
students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh * t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you."
February 5th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Not bad. I have wondered why paper somehow beats rock.
February 5th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
lol, i punched em in the face once and said, "like hell paper can beat rock!!!"
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Boots
February 5th, 2005  
dblsv
 
 
thats a good one ive always wondered that.
September 12th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one!!!
September 12th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
I can see LIPS didn't get my paper on this...


:P
September 12th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
I can see LIPS didn't get my paper on this...


:P
No I must have missed that one.
September 12th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
LIPS let me refer you to ANGER MANAGEMENT.
September 12th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by behemoth79
LIPS let me refer you to ANGER MANAGEMENT.
Yeah, when you get angry, manage to kick the guy in the crotch.
September 13th, 2005  
xander
 
 
Lmao