Real cowboy

Real cowboy
April 19th, 2008  

Topic: Real cowboy

Real cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'

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Lonnie Courtney Clay
April 23rd, 2008  
April 24th, 2008  
Team Infidel
pretty good
Real cowboy
April 26th, 2008  
rotc boy
Reminds me a funny story from school last year. My friend Caleb walked into my math class to make up some homework. He was wearing cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, white tshirt, jeans, belt with oversized buckle, the whole deal. As he walks back to come sit by me, he passes the most flamboyant gay kid at our school. The gay kid pokes Caleb, and when Caleb turns around, he asks (in that little boy voice that gay men have) "Are you a real cowboy?"
The whole class starts cracking up laughing, and as Caleb sat down next to me I said, "So, you a real cowboy or not"
"F*** you dude"
April 26th, 2008  
LOL, the joke was great and rotc boy's story was awesome too!

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