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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 registered Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat .. Been out a while.
Better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month - wife
knows everything.

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[Sevens]

LMAO Those are all great, except the last one.

 

[istealfreefood]

lol man. i especially loved the last one and the Georgia Peaches one.

 

[AFSteliga]

Nice ones.

 

[tomtom22]

I liked the wedding dress one.

 

[bigcanada813]

that last one just cracks me up

 

[Rob Henderson]

Georgia Peaches+ Cali. Grown + me= CONFUSION! hahahaha... thats great.

 

[armlesscadet]

Lol I Loved It

 

[JulesLee]

wedding one was the best!

 

[Team Infidel]

those are great

 

[senojekips]

Truth in advertising, there should be more of it.