Reading woman

Reading woman
December 3rd, 2006  

Topic: Reading woman

Reading woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to
charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
December 4th, 2006  
haha lol thats a good i havent posted in a while lol
December 4th, 2006  
Team Infidel
that's a good one
Reading woman
December 4th, 2006  
December 4th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
Damn...Woman knows what she's talking about.
December 4th, 2006  
Funny one!
December 4th, 2006  
I've heard something like that before. Still good though.

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