The Rabbit




 
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Boots
 
November 16th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: The Rabbit


The Rabbit


An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally gives a phuck."
November 16th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
November 16th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
Hahaha.
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September 5th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
September 6th, 2005  
xander
 
 
Ahahaha lol
May 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
LOL

May 27th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
lol funny....