Pacific Lure
Active member
- Most people deserve each other.
- All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
- The one who snores will fall asleep first.
- The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
- The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good and apropos
as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse. - Never get overly excited about a man/woman by just the way they look from behind.
- If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the next time they are in need.
- The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
- Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.
