Quickie Marriage Jokes

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[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica] They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.[/FONT]
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Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

[/FONT] [FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!


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