Omigod that is too funny.

Only puns can be funny without offended someone. Or, some semblence of funny.

Such as:

Bill asked his friend the astronomer how his job was going. "Just heavenly" he replied.

The butcher introduced his wife to his friend Bill, he said "Meet Patty"/

Good one.

I bet everyone here makes blonde jokes, including myself. I used to get mad (a long time ago)... Why? I had people at my job and elsewhere constantly remark "You are really smart! I thought you would be dumb when I met you because you are..er... blonde."

So even though its thought to be a very accepted group to make fun of, we really have people basing i.q. on hair color.

But now I can laugh at myself.

By the way, when I was in England, I was watching one of their top comedians. He is legendary for being crude, rude and making fun of everyone, especially Pakistanis. He is like the leading comedian there with all ethnicities, so I guess they can take a joke over there too...(sorry I can't remember his name).

Originally Posted by Mark Conley

okay a joke in which nobody is hurt or embarrassed or suffering some misfortune? how about this...
6 was found hiding in the corner..because 7 8 9.

But 9 is dead now and 6 is embarrassed cause it was found hiding so Marks wrong.

If a tree falls down in the middle of a forest, do the other trees laugh at him?

I sure as heck would.

and you wanted to join a service that eats grasshoppers?.......

grasshoppers arent all that bad