Proud To Be Irish

Robert

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If you had purchased €1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

If you had purchased €1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased €1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.

If you had purchased €1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you would have nothing today

But, if you had purchased €1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminum cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received €214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
A recent study found that the average irishman walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that the Irish drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, The Irish get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes you proud to be Irish.
 
You don't have to be Irish to get drunk!!

It is a pretty good excuse though...

41 miles to the gallon- that is really good milage...
 
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