Professional Ethics:

[tomtom22]

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty for days.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it.
You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And, you're both single.
Just let it go...".
And at times he would.
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:



Dave...



Dave...



You're a Veterinarian...

 

[The Other Guy]

well, the patient was a real jack:cens:...

 

[5.56X45mm]

I figured that Dave would sleep with Hillary Clinton.... Oh look I made a funny....

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

Ewwwww!!!!

 

[senojekips]

That Dirty old veterinarian!!! :wink:.

There's a good joke about a boundary rider and a Taxidermist that's very similar, but it won't be getting told on here.

 

[Team Infidel]

good joke...

 

[AFSteliga]

Good joke. Kinda disturbing, but good.

 

[Sevens]

^^^ KIND of disturbing???????? :shock:

 

[CrazyLilCajun]

oh thats totally disturbing!!! but it is funny

 

[Peddler]

Great joke!