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The Company Commander calls the Sergeant Major into his office. "Sergeant Major form the chaps up for inspection and can you inform Private Smith that his Grandmother has died."
"Yes Sir, of course Sir," replies the Sergeant Major.
"OK YOU LOT GET ON PARADE. SMITH YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS DEAD." Shouts the Sergeant Major.
Private Smith faints into a heap, his buddies carry him off to the MO.
Three weeks later the Company Commander calls the Sergeant Major into his office. "Sergeant Major form the chaps up for inspection and can you inform Private Smith that his Grandfather has died."
"Yes Sir, of course Sir," replies the Sergeant Major.
"OK YOU LOT GET ON PARADE. SMITH YOUR GRANDFATHER IS DEAD " Shouts the Sergeant Major.
Private Smith faints into a heap, his buddies carry him off to the MO, yet again.
Three weeks later the Company Commander calls the Sergeant Major into his office. "Sergeant Major form the chaps up for inspection and can you inform Private Smith that his mother has died, but this time can you be more gentle with him."
"Yes Sir, of course Sir," replies the Sergeant Major.
"OK YOU LOT GET ON PARADE." Shouts the Sergeant Major.
When the Company has formed up, the Sergeant Major shouts, "THOSE WITH A MOTHER TAKE ONE PACE FORWARD. WHERE THE F&^* DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING SMITH?"
"Yes Sir, of course Sir," replies the Sergeant Major.
"OK YOU LOT GET ON PARADE. SMITH YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS DEAD." Shouts the Sergeant Major.
Private Smith faints into a heap, his buddies carry him off to the MO.
Three weeks later the Company Commander calls the Sergeant Major into his office. "Sergeant Major form the chaps up for inspection and can you inform Private Smith that his Grandfather has died."
"Yes Sir, of course Sir," replies the Sergeant Major.
"OK YOU LOT GET ON PARADE. SMITH YOUR GRANDFATHER IS DEAD " Shouts the Sergeant Major.
Private Smith faints into a heap, his buddies carry him off to the MO, yet again.
Three weeks later the Company Commander calls the Sergeant Major into his office. "Sergeant Major form the chaps up for inspection and can you inform Private Smith that his mother has died, but this time can you be more gentle with him."
"Yes Sir, of course Sir," replies the Sergeant Major.
"OK YOU LOT GET ON PARADE." Shouts the Sergeant Major.
When the Company has formed up, the Sergeant Major shouts, "THOSE WITH A MOTHER TAKE ONE PACE FORWARD. WHERE THE F&^* DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING SMITH?"
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