Prison vs Work

tomtom22

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:​







@ PRISON


You spend most of your time in a 10x10 cell


@ WORK


You spend most of your time in a 6x6 cubicle


@ PRISON


You get three fully paid for meals a day


@ WORK


You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it


@ PRISON


For good Behaviour, you get time off


@ WORK


For good Behaviour,you get more work


@ PRISON


The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ WORK


You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself


@ PRISON




You can watch TV and play games


@ WORK




You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games​



@ PRISON


You get your own toilet


@ WORK


You have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat​



@ PRISON


They allow your family and friends to visit


@ WORK


You aren't even supposed
To speak to your family​



@ PRISON


All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part


@ WORK


You must pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners​



@ PRISON


You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out


@ WORK


You spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars​



@ PRISON


You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK


They are called 'managers'


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS​
 
At work they may teach you how to park a school bus.

In prison, your cellie gets to park his Greyhound, and you're the only garage in town....
 
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