The Princess




 
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The Princess
 
August 15th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: The Princess


The Princess
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the Princess.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, ......anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds. He thought since diamonds are the hardest substance in the world they would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?



M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking, you pervert?? 8)
August 15th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
August 16th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
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The Princess
August 17th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
awe, lmao
August 17th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Likely story! "Hey, princess, there's some m&ms in my pocket, reach in and grab some". Suuurrrreee....
November 22nd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 






November 22nd, 2007  
pixiedustboo
 
 
...*blushes.* I wasn't thinking M&Ms....

November 22nd, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha. That's a good one.
November 23rd, 2007  
The Other Guy
 
 
November 23rd, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe...