Princess Or Queen?

Princess Or Queen?
August 25th, 2006  

Topic: Princess Or Queen?

Princess Or Queen?
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up *****."
August 25th, 2006  
LMAO That's great, Missileer!!!
August 25th, 2006  
That is awesome.
Princess Or Queen?
August 25th, 2006  
Great one!
August 25th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
Yea! B***h! Haha
August 26th, 2006  
Team Infidel
I like it.. very nice.
August 27th, 2006  
absolutely he--larious
August 27th, 2006  
heh heh, good one Mis.

There's a similar story that's suppose to be true concerning the late Queen Mother, Queen Elizabeth. Apparently, so the story goes, the Queen Mother was in her parlour waiting and waiting for breakfast and two of her "gay" courtiers were arguing with one another close by - probably over a boyfriend - causing Her Majesty to say sternly something like:

"When you two queens are done, this 'ol Queen would like her breakfast!"
August 29th, 2006  
Bravo! that was funny!
December 10th, 2007  

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