The Preacher




 
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The Preacher
 
May 7th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: The Preacher


The Preacher
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and
his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed.

The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"

The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus
died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go too."
May 7th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hehehehehe. Verr nice.
May 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's funny
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The Preacher
May 7th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
ive heard it before with a doctor and lawyer instead of the irs agent. but still funny!
 


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