Prank Call Hotel

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I had to switch jokes. I was afraid I was going to get in trouble for the other one. (Even though it is funny as heck).​

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. [/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even more intoxicated. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. [/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Same time as before - noon," replies the clerk. [/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" [/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." [/FONT]​

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"No! I don't wanna get in, I wanna get out!"[/FONT]​

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[Team Infidel]