Team Infidel
Forum Spin Doctor
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska For some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Popemobile When he saw a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods
.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat
and a ''To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
Republican loggers came racing up... One quickly fired a
44 magnum into the Bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the Bear's grasp. Then using long
clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it
onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured
Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give
you My blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there
was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, But now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still
alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
Alaska For some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Popemobile When he saw a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods
.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat
and a ''To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp
of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
Republican loggers came racing up... One quickly fired a
44 magnum into the Bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the
bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the Bear's grasp. Then using long
clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it
onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured
Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give
you My blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there
was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists, But now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he
doesn't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still
alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
