Poor Planning?

AJChenMPH

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I AM THE DIRECTOR of a U.S. Army band. We often perform for various community organizations, and we decided to give a concert at a rest home. After we had played a few numbers for the patients, most of whom were in wheelchairs or in need of special assistance, I told them we would like to dedicate the next selection to them.

I turned to my lead alto-saxophone player and asked, "What's the next tune you have listed?"

He whispered, "'I Don't Get Around Much Anymore.'"

Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Paul Walters

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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