Team Infidel
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Iranian president Muhammad Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America , the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks.
Muhammad replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."
Bush says, "You know, Muhammad, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Muhammad asks.
"I don't know," Bush replies, "I can't read Hebrew."
"What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks.
Muhammad replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."
Bush says, "You know, Muhammad, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Muhammad asks.
"I don't know," Bush replies, "I can't read Hebrew."
