Political Correctness Lessons




 
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Boots
 
March 2nd, 2005  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: Political Correctness Lessons


I think we have all heard some of these but some are new, at least to me.



1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."




SPEAK OF MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME". He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE ROUTES AND DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
March 2nd, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Those are good My fav is 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." lol
March 4th, 2005  
Darcia
 
They are all good.
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Boots
March 4th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

March 4th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
NICE rotc boy!
March 4th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
LMAO
they are all good, that sexually focused is especially funny tho
March 5th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 

BTW, you got number 3 wrong it's not "3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME". He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE ROUTES AND DESTINATIONS." It's He does not "GET LOST"...
March 18th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
Loved them one and all
April 3rd, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Very nice.
June 28th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Those are pretty good!