Political Correctness Guide

[A Can of Man]

These days the wrong word can set you back thousands, if not tens and thousands of dollars (hey, losing a pair of jeans for a day can cost you millions) so we here at International Military Forum should learn the fine skill of being able to speak politically correctly.

I'll start.

Failure -> Non traditional success.

 

[Insomniac]

retards become "educationally disabled" or similar... i forgot the actual term.

 

[The Other Guy]

Pinhead---> Politician

 

[A Can of Man]

Constipated -> Rectally restricted

 

[The Other Guy]

Used - > Pre-owned

 

[A Can of Man]

Cheap -> Economic

 

[The Other Guy]

foul smelling---> scented

 

[A Can of Man]

Small -> Tall.

 

[The Other Guy]

cramped--->cozy

 

[AZ_Infantry]

Married ----> Sexually abstinent

 

[tomtom22]

Bald ---> tonsorially challenged

 

[The Other Guy]

dead-->deceased

 

[Insomniac]

retarded/stupid/lazy --> learning disabilities

 

[The Other Guy]

amputation--> this might sting a little...

 

[pixiedustboo]

I missed this post....

This is great stuff!

 

[major liability]

Teenage Criminal ---> Disadvantaged Youth
Shoot those guys ---> Engage enemy personnel

 

[The Other Guy]

Pacifist----> Terrorist

 

[A Can of Man]

Two fatalities -> Genocide.

 

[The Other Guy]

Genocide---> Crisis

 

[A Can of Man]

Invasion -> Incursion
Surrender -> Negotiation