The Polite Way to Pee

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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:
'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.
 
Ghostrider said:
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:
'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.
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Little Johnny is a going be leading or owning a Fortune 500 Company when he gets older. :angel:
 
When I was a little bloke about 5 years old in infant school, I asked the nun "Could I please go to the toilet sister?"

I got a firm "NO, wait till playtime."

So I shrugged and poo'd myself where I sat in the classroom. Kids were throwing up everywhere, the nun went into a blind panic and called my older 8 year old cousin to take me to the toilet and clean me up. It didn't do him much good either, he was throwing up all over the place as well.

My granddad always said, "Don't take crap from anyone." I didn't I gave it instead.

I never got refused again.:p
 
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BritinAfrica said:
When I was a little bloke about 5 years old in infant school, I asked the nun "Could I please go to the toilet sister?"

I got a firm "NO, wait till playtime."

So I shrugged and poo'd myself where I sat in the classroom. Kids were throwing up everywhere, the nun went into a blind panic and called my older 8 year old cousin to take me to the toilet and clean me up. It didn't do him much good either, he was throwing up all over the place as well.

My granddad always said, "Don't take crap from anyone." I didn't I gave it instead.

I never got refused again.:p
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Hmmm... this may come in handy on my next pay increase appraisal...:):):)
 
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