The Polite Way To Pee




 
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The Polite Way To Pee
 
April 3rd, 2011  
Robert
 
 

Topic: The Polite Way To Pee


The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite’.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.
April 4th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
Way to go, Johnny!
April 4th, 2011  
-- Dusty
 
 
Ohhhhhh! That Johnny is a sly one, isn't he? LOL!
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The Polite Way To Pee
May 12th, 2011  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
JOHNNY! JOHNNY!
May 12th, 2011  
A Can of Man
 
 
YEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
 


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