Polite Way to Pee

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Fox

Can you hear me now?
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but, I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted ..
 
haha

i was at a middle school recruiting for our unit, and i went to the bathroom, and there was pee, all over the friggin floor, so im in my delta's, goosestepping around the piss stains, and a teacher walked in and said "ya, these kids are f:cen:ing idiots"
 
rotc boy said:
haha

i was at a middle school recruiting for our unit, and i went to the bathroom, and there was pee, all over the friggin floor, so im in my delta's, goosestepping around the piss stains, and a teacher walked in and said "ya, these kids are f:cen:ing idiots"
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HAHAHA....the teacher got a good point. Idiot kids.
 
*shakes head* if hes like this when hes little, what do you guys think he'll be like when he's older?
 
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