A Police STOP at 2 AM

September 24th, 2011  

Topic: A Police STOP at 2 AM

A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
September 25th, 2011  
September 26th, 2011  
He He He He!

Never delay a man on his way to a sermon... I mean, lecture.

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