Poetry




 
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Boots
 
November 22nd, 2004  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: Poetry


The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal.

They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was "TIMBUKTU".

First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy!
No way could the old aboriginal top that they thought.

But the old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a hunting' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The old aboriginal won!
November 22nd, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
November 23rd, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 


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Boots
November 23rd, 2004  
avckc
 
herd of sumthin like that b4.... but its still a good joke
November 21st, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
November 21st, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
November 21st, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
this is officially THE BEST ONE we have had. wow. my my side hurts. im gonna use that one.
November 22nd, 2005  
bigcanada813
 
 
November 22nd, 2005  
JulesLee
 
 
I dont get it X__o
November 22nd, 2005  
AFSteliga