Poetry Contest




 
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Poetry Contest
 
May 8th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Poetry Contest


Poetry Contest
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a hillbilly. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.”

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the hillbilly top that, they thought. The hillbilly calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin’ went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
May 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
i have heard that one..
May 9th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
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