The Plan

Team Infidel

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If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With MCI/Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Genuine Draft (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

I would like to call this.... the 401 Keg Plan

http://401kegplan.com/keg/
 
Sounds like a great plan, but it wouldn't work that well in Norway.. :?
For $1,000 I would get around 190-200 cans of Miller, and that would mean only 190-200 NOK in deposit (1 NOK pr can..) = $36... :crybaby:
 
How much does a can of Miller cost in the US (0,33 and 0,5 liter cans)??
 
Can't wait for Wed.- Drunks on a boat!

Unfortunately, I don't know anyone who drinks to fish with- I don't imbibe, so there goes that plan.
 
I had some LSU Alumni wine and a few sips of mixed drinks last time I was hunting in the Wax, but not enough to raise my BAC any. I don't particularly like the taste of most alcohol.
 
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