A Pirate Walked Into A Bar

A Pirate Walked Into A Bar
June 20th, 2011  

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A Pirate Walked Into A Bar
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in awhile. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, o.k., but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I

looked up and one of them **** in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ****."

"It was my first day with the hook."

June 20th, 2011  
June 21st, 2011  
Brilliant lol
A Pirate Walked Into A Bar
June 21st, 2011  
Team Infidel

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