These are a bit old but still good, I think.

What do pilots use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a pilot and a jet engine?
The engine stops whining after landing.

8) :P

Hahaha! Good ones.

Same can be said about the M1 tankers too

So true.

How do you know if there's a fighter pilot at your party?

He'll tell you.

It's been awhile, Recce, what have you been up to?


Yeah, I know, Sherman, and I'll slap myself for you .

so true.. good one