Pick up lines - Page 2




 
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Boots
 
July 25th, 2005  
Irishone
 
 
haha i bet thats worked alright lol all those uniform lovers love a hero
July 25th, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 
"Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin"

But the one I like to say is "Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good".
July 25th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
are those spacepants? cuz your a$$ is out of this world!
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Boots
July 26th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
oh cmon people. be a little more thoughtfull in your lines.

If beauty were an instant, you'd be an eternity.

HA. BEAT THAT!
July 26th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
ZING!
winner!lol
July 26th, 2005  
Joe252
 
are you an angel because i think i died and gone to heaven
July 27th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
You: "Hi there, I have a magical watch that tells me you arent wearing pant!es."

Her: I AM SOOOO!!!!!!!!

Me: Hmmmm...... *taps my watch face and then shakes it up by my ear like its not working* ........"My watch must be an hour ahead "

perfect if you want to crash and burn.... or get her drink thrown over you!!!!
July 28th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Hi. That's all you need to say my friends. 8)
July 28th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cadet Chief Robot
Hi. That's all you need to say my friends. 8)
i agree. pick up lines dont really work. A simple introduction will go far these days. Pick up lines have become counterproductive. If you dont like the simple route, my fav ice breaker has always been...

(you will need a wingman)


I go next to the girl and sit there for a couple minutes. During my stay, i take quick glances down at her shoes and chuckle to myself. Soon it will irritate her to the point that she has to know y i keep looking at her and laughing (women are concious about their looks... use this to your advantage). Eventually she turns towards me and asks.
HER: whats so funny
ME: (takes another glance down a while chuckling again) ooo nothing
HER: cmon whats so funny
ME: really its nothing
Her: tell me
ME: first you tell me your name
Her: (gives name)
ME: well, (insert name), its your shoes
(haha i have hit a nerve)
Her: what about my shoes?
ME: watch. (motion over to friend) Ey Dan check it out. (point to shoe bottom). I told you they exist.
DAN: cracking up. Ya I guess they do.
HER: What exists? whats going on?
ME: Oh nothing. Its just that I bet him $100 that id show him the soul/sole of an angel before we left.
HER: But...I dont.. get........awwwwww.... you're so sweet....
ME: =D can i get you a drink?
July 28th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
yeah
hi how are you?
simple and good