Perspective Check: Round 6

AJChenMPH

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ON OUR FIRST DAY of Army basic training, we recruits were herded off buses to the care of screaming drill sergeants. We spent much of the day picking up supplies and doing push-ups. After our five-minute meal, a fellow recruit from Mississippi turned to me. "Gosh," he said, "I wonder how they treat the enemy."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Mark L. Szczybor

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
"Gosh," he said, "I wonder how they treat the enemy."

True text: "Well hot damn," he said, "I wunder how the treat the bad sons uh bitches in this here place."
 
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