perks of being over 50




 
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Boots
 
December 17th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: perks of being over 50


THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run a marathon.

4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

5. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

6. Things you buy now won't wear out.

7. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

8. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

9. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

10. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

11. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

12. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
December 18th, 2004  
Darcia
 
ha!So true so true...
January 11th, 2005  
Themrose89
 
You really nail some seriously good jokes, ROTC Boy
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Boots
January 11th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Like you have any idea, Darcia
January 11th, 2005  
DTop
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge_7
Like you have any idea, Darcia
December 30th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
that's funny!
December 31st, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's good
December 31st, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Good one!
January 1st, 2007  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice ones.
January 5th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
LOL...I cant say I would know, but those are pretty funny.