The perfect shot

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A Sniper laid on the mound testing and adjusting his aim for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his observer nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Take the damn shot!"
The Sniper answers, "My Sergeant Major is up there watching me from the Barracks. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting him from here!"
 
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