The perfect shot

tomtom22

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A golfer stood over his tee shot on the 18th hole for what seemed an
eternity.

He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his
back swing.

His exasperated partner asked, "What the hell is taking so long?"

"My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse balcony," he
explained.

"I want to make a perfect shot."

"Good lord," his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."
:cheers:
 
:D
A golfer stood over his tee shot on the 18th hole for what seemed an
eternity.

He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his
back swing.

His exasperated partner asked, "What the hell is taking so long?"

"My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse balcony," he
explained.

"I want to make a perfect shot."

"Good lord," his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."
:cheers:

I hope you're not married hun:shock:
 
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