Pentagon Announces Creation of USRSF

[Uncle_Sam]

USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

 

[babyboy4u363]

lololol .......i mean .....*ahem* lol

 

[C/2nd Lt Robot]

You're under estimating the power of Rednecks . I'll give them four days to clear up the mess there. All because of

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

[LIPS]

Who the hell is this Dale Earnhardt guy is he like the head of all "rednecks" in the USA?????????????

 

[C/2nd Lt Robot]

Nascar legend. Drove the number 3 car and was killed in a car crash during a race. I'm sure you can google him to find out more.

 

[tomtom22]

That's downright funny!
:lol:

 

[xander]

haha funny

 

[Missileer]

Poor Iraq. I think amnasty international should hear about this.

 

[phoenix80]

:lol: funny! thnx for sharing

 

[armlesscadet]

Usrsf

 

[tomtom22]

Funny, too bad it isn't true!
But it's been posted before: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12699&highlight=Redneck+Special+Forces

 

[Fox]

Lol!!!

 

[gigabrain]

still funny tho:hide:

 

[icecold]

great picture they'll probably eat iraq

 

[5.56X45mm]

You forgot FLORIDA!!!!!!

We are NASCAR, Daytona 500.

Turkey Hunting Capital of the USA. And lots of good moonshine.

 

[armlesscadet]

And lots of good moonshine.

GIMME SOME!!!!!!!!!

 

[Damien435]

You forgot FLORIDA!!!!!!
Turkey Hunting Capital of the USA.

B******t! I call your bluff.

 

[Rob Henderson]

USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

With those facts they're all gone. Every single one is dead. Probably within a week.hahahaha, thats great...

Edit:I sent this to a couple of guys in SF, they said thanks. haha

 

[bigcanada813]

just read this, you left out virginia. we have four NASCAR races here each year. still, pretty gd funny.

 

[Team Infidel]

always a good one