Pentagon Announces Creation of USRSF




 
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Boots
 
July 30th, 2005  
Uncle_Sam
 
 

Topic: Pentagon Announces Creation of USRSF


USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK
July 30th, 2005  
babyboy4u363
 
 
lololol .......i mean .....*ahem* lol
July 30th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
You're under estimating the power of Rednecks . I'll give them four days to clear up the mess there. All because of
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5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
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Boots
August 2nd, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
Who the hell is this Dale Earnhardt guy is he like the head of all "rednecks" in the USA?????????????
August 2nd, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Nascar legend. Drove the number 3 car and was killed in a car crash during a race. I'm sure you can google him to find out more.
August 10th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
That's downright funny!
August 22nd, 2005  
xander
 
 
haha funny
August 22nd, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Poor Iraq. I think amnasty international should hear about this.
August 22nd, 2005  
phoenix80
 
 
funny! thnx for sharing
May 16th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 

Topic: Usrsf