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Boots
 
March 18th, 2015  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Queensman
Christ!!! You lot sound like a bunch of extras for Mary poppins, with Danny Kaye putting on his pathetic " alright guv?" " Cor strike a light the mrs has just fell down the apple and pears and smashed her boat race" I have to get on the dog for the doctor geezer to come an make sure she is sorted".
Back to the op.
The last peer I saw was on the news and was burning
Erm I am a Londoner.
March 18th, 2015  
Elembe
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Erm I am a Londoner.
I presumed you came from North of Watford......
March 18th, 2015  
BritinAfrica
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elembe
I presumed you came from North of Watford......
Good God no. Thats ZULU country North of Watford. They speak funny up there, not like wot I does.
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Boots
March 18th, 2015  
Queensman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Good God no. Thats ZULU country North of Watford. They speak funny up there, not like wot I does.

I live north of Watford and support Watford FC's arch rivals luton town. But i used to live 2 miles south of Watford and a few miles further off in Hayes
March 19th, 2015  
Elembe
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Queensman
I live north of Watford and support Watford FC's arch rivals luton town. But i used to live 2 miles south of Watford and a few miles further off in Hayes

Oh Hayes near LHR?

March 21st, 2015  
Queensman
 
 
That's the place, very diverse town now .
March 21st, 2015  
BritinAfrica
 
 
I flew out of Lyneham to the Far East, and came back to Brize Norton 2 and half years later.
March 21st, 2015  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yossarian
Flash back 5 years:

"Hey Brit Can I have a beer?"

"No Yo, wait until your older..."


Now when you are older and can buy beer. I have a suggestion and it works pretty well. When you are in a bar and you detect a beautiful woman. Approach her and say this to her while you are giving her a $100 bill; "Use this to drink me handsome"

it is supposed to be working according to my single friends or maybe not when they are still single...but give it a go, you have nothing to lose, except for $100.
March 22nd, 2015  
Yossarian
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk
Now when you are older and can buy beer. I have a suggestion and it works pretty well. When you are in a bar and you detect a beautiful woman. Approach her and say this to her while you are giving her a $100 bill; "Use this to drink me handsome"

it is supposed to be working according to my single friends or maybe not when they are still single...but give it a go, you have nothing to lose, except for $100.

"Writes this all down on a piece of toilet paper in a bar bathroom stall.

Hears woman screaming from behind door.

Realizes I am actually in the women's bathroom."

Quick think fast Yo
!

"Changes voice to impersonate a woman.
"

Thanks for the Tip Brit Pack.
 


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