Pearl Harbour and the Titanic

Pearl Harbour and the Titanic
March 31st, 2006  

Topic: Pearl Harbour and the Titanic

Pearl Harbour and the Titanic
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish-American captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates
the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like

"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed PearlHarbour, that's why!"

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ... doesn't matter, you're all

There's a few minutes of silence. "No rike Jews!" the co-pilot
suddenly announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic," the co-pilot responds.

Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an Iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,
Rosenberg, no mattah... all sam
March 31st, 2006  
The Cooler King
That's a good one.
April 1st, 2006  
Pearl Harbour and the Titanic
April 1st, 2006  
Rob Henderson
An eye for an eye, an ear for an ear pal. Shouldnt have said the chinese comment and nothin woulda
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Navy Boy
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Team Infidel
that's a good one
January 8th, 2007  
hahahaha thats good