Paying attention

jillyz12

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'Bless me Father,

for I have sinned.
I have

been with a loose girl'.


The priest asks, 'Is that you, little

Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was


the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to

ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner

or later

so you

may aswell tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?'


'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa

Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina

Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy

Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo,

then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest


sighs in frustration.

'You're very tight

lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned

and have to atone.
You

cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now

you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back


to his pew,

and

his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
'What'd you

get?'

'Four months


vacation and five good leads.'
 
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