Payback Is Hell




 
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Boots
 
March 31st, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Payback Is Hell


There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the street, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He came to a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she's very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When
Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he' ll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-***** that ran over my frog."



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March 31st, 2006  
The Cooler King
 
Wow.
March 31st, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Smart kid.
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Boots
March 31st, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
damn...thats one smart kid...lol...i would have never figured it out...
April 1st, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
Woah!
April 1st, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Well now...
April 1st, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Heard it before lol. Oldy but a goody.
January 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one
January 8th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe
January 8th, 2007  
JulesLee
 
 
lol.... that kid is smart but messed up rofl