patriotic duty....lmao




 
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Boots
 
July 16th, 2004  
airfrcewife
 
 

Topic: patriotic duty....lmao


MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN
OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. THIS
SATURDAY, AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME, ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT
OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD
TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS
ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSES
TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN
OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR
SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE,
HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS
AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
July 22nd, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
HEY i was in VEGAS last saturday and i saw no nude women, whats up with that ?
July 22nd, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Are you sure looked in all the right places?
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Boots
July 23rd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's amusing.
July 23rd, 2004  
MosquitoMan
 
 
It must not have gotten to my neighborhood. I don't think there would be any people left on my street if that actually happened. There would only be a couple of us still alive.
August 2nd, 2004  
otterbear2468
 
guys....
January 18th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Oh brother.
April 11th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that is amuzing..