Panhandlers

Team Infidel

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Before you read this, I want to have the disclaimer that it was sent to me by a Mexican.......

































Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 8 - 9 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?". Jose says, ....

"Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign reads, "I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support"Jose says, "No wonder you only get $8 - 9 dollars."

Carlos says... "So what does your sign say?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico!"
 
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