Our Life




 
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Boots
 
October 29th, 2005  
Springfield
 
 

Topic: Our Life


This is kinda funny. :P

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On the first day, God created the dog. God
said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
walks past. I will give you a life span of
twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking.
Give me ten years and I'll give you back the
other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God
said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make
them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life
span."

The monkey said, "How boring. Monkey tricks for
twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you
back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. God said,
"You must go to the field with the farmer all
day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer. I will
give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you
want me to live for Sixty years. Let me have
twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And
God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said,
”Eat, sleep, play, marry And enjoy your life.
I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years?! Tell you
what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the
cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back
and the ten the dog gave back...that makes
eighty, okay?"

"Okay", said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next
forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
family; for the next ten years, we do monkey
tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for
the last ten years, we sit on the front porch
and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.
October 29th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
October 30th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
It all makes sense now.
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Boots
October 30th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
October 30th, 2005  
Italian Guy
 
 
Yeah good
October 31st, 2005  
xander
 
 
Ahh that splains it lol funny
October 31st, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
October 31st, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Hey kid, watch me hang by my tail.
January 12th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
I...I...understand now...
February 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
you are right... it is only kinda funny