The Original Computer




 
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The Original Computer
 
October 13th, 2010  
Robert
 
 

Topic: The Original Computer


The Original Computer


Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy
you just hoped nobody ever found out!
October 14th, 2010  
senojekips
 
 
I like it, I like it,...

I even understand it.
October 14th, 2010  
Redleg
 
 
Hehe, nice.

Quote:
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
you just hoped nobody ever found out!
What about 5 1/4 floppies??
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The Original Computer
October 15th, 2010  
senojekips
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
Hehe, nice.


What about 5 1/4 floppies??
Some of us were just not that lucky,...
October 15th, 2010  
Chukpike
 
Note that this original computer is energy compliant and incorporates "green" technology. Also operates in real time, no frustrating waiting.
October 18th, 2010  
Mr.Brown
 
It was also space friendly
October 18th, 2010  
muscogeemike
 
During the first Gulf War the US Army (and I assume the other services as well) had problems with computers and had tasked the Sergeants Major Academy (so I was told) to assemble a team to go to the Gulf and re-train GI’s to do things with pencils and paper. Fortunately the war ended quickly and I have not heard of this problem recently, maybe we did learn something.
November 22nd, 2010  
Team Infidel
 
 
November 23rd, 2010  
A Can of Man
 
 
Yes... I still remember.
Pre-internet years.
November 25th, 2010  
Florence
 
 
The olden days...when gay meant happy and only generals had aids.
 


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